The Mysticism of DaRaKu
Dr Rajkumar, the late doyen of the Kannada film industry, known to his legions of adoring fans as DaRaKu, was a man born way ahead of his time. His genius transcended the silver screen and shone through every aspect of his life.
A fact known to few is that this great man earned his title by completing a Doctorate in Applied Physics at the prestigious Technische Universität München in Germany. Captivated at an early age by the works of Einstein, the young genius from Gajanur devoted his academic life to research in the Unified Field Theory. His work in particle dynamics almost brought him a Nobel prize in 1953, but, in an act of graceful humility, he rejected the nomination, opting instead to return to his homeland to share the secrets of time and space with his countrymen.
A true man of the people, DaRaKu decided to share his learnings only with the poor, the illiterate and the downtrodden masses of rural Karnataka through the one medium that appealed to them - film. Embedded into song, dance and fight sequences in his 206 movie appearances were subliminal messages that explained the secrets of the Universe to his impoverished audience. It was through these teachings that Bangalore eventually rose from the dust to become the world's foremost destination for technological outsourcing and scientific research.
Below is an example of DaRaKu explaining the Theory of Relativity through an English song and dance number titled "If you come today". Please watch it with the volume on before reading the explanation below.
A fact known to few is that this great man earned his title by completing a Doctorate in Applied Physics at the prestigious Technische Universität München in Germany. Captivated at an early age by the works of Einstein, the young genius from Gajanur devoted his academic life to research in the Unified Field Theory. His work in particle dynamics almost brought him a Nobel prize in 1953, but, in an act of graceful humility, he rejected the nomination, opting instead to return to his homeland to share the secrets of time and space with his countrymen.
A true man of the people, DaRaKu decided to share his learnings only with the poor, the illiterate and the downtrodden masses of rural Karnataka through the one medium that appealed to them - film. Embedded into song, dance and fight sequences in his 206 movie appearances were subliminal messages that explained the secrets of the Universe to his impoverished audience. It was through these teachings that Bangalore eventually rose from the dust to become the world's foremost destination for technological outsourcing and scientific research.
Below is an example of DaRaKu explaining the Theory of Relativity through an English song and dance number titled "If you come today". Please watch it with the volume on before reading the explanation below.
15 Comments:
At 2:45 PM,
Revealed said…
Cannot wait!
At 3:14 PM,
km said…
DUDE!
Let me first finish laughing.
OK, then.
You've just invoked the wrath of a million Kannadigas!!! He ain't DaRaKu, he's just Annavaru.
Annavaru is to particle dynamics what his sons are to film-making. Har har.
At 8:27 PM,
kundalini said…
brilliant! you have to do the rajni one asap.
At 10:35 AM,
MockTurtle said…
@revealed, kundalini: Thanks!
@km: Wrath? I don't understand.
Why would a blog in praise of Annavaru's brilliance make anyone angry?
At 11:12 AM,
wildflower seed said…
Masterfully done! :)
At 2:31 AM,
Anonymous said…
The song is an absolute gem. Annavaru at his absolute best. Complete with white and red outfit. (Yes, from Bangalore. Am guessing so are you?)
At 8:44 AM,
MockTurtle said…
@WS: Thank you
@Ph: You betcha! Did you study there? What school? (if you don't mind me asking)
At 5:24 PM,
sattva said…
this was an eye-opener :) and really well written.
At 10:05 PM,
Anonymous said…
hahahaha...!
"B to the A to the B to the A"
"What crap is that?" I asked.
"You wont understand, Rajni, man!" said the tamilian.
I hope ur next post will!
At 5:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
May I have your email address?
At 11:33 AM,
Anonymous said…
Omfg!!!Omfg!!! This was just hilarious.
Tik, tik, tik, tik, tik!
muahahahahahahahaz......
At 7:43 PM,
Tabula Rasa said…
brilliant parsing!
i have to say i was floored by the totally unexpected manner in which he made heart rhyme with (wait for it) heart.
i also loved the prominent comment on the youtube site: "nice acting by annavru".
going out to get me a red waistcoat to go with me rolex.
At 3:06 PM,
Cloudy said…
Brilliant!
I've had this clip forwarded to me a dozen times, but since I first feel out of my chair laughing at this when I was 12, and have been steadily doing so ever since, the humour seemed a little stale...
But this sir, is brilliant!
At 7:11 AM,
Mr. D said…
hahahahahahhaahha.... awesome dude.
At 4:54 PM,
ggop said…
He pronounces darling as doorling. :-)
-gg
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